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Posted by Matt on December 2, 2010

Maybe it’s because I’ve never had nothing to do long enough to decide to examine the intricacies of Final Fantasy character designs in the past, but this recently caught my eye:

No, not the first thing you’ll notice, look lower. HER PANTS ARE MADE OF BELTS.


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Conspiracy Theory Rock

Posted by Matt on July 14, 2010


Q: I have no questions. I do however have a statement. The time of reckoning is at hand.
A: It is not


Q: 1). Don´t you get sick and tired of the lack of real quality in the Music and the Movies?
With your power/money/influence why do you not prime the pump with some really good stuff?

A: 1. The ones who search hard will find the gems in Music, in fact they are out in the open.
It is not our duty to enlighten you, that is yours.
We hand out the tools that can be used in the way you choose to, “good or bad”.


Q: Do you think Insider that
This current battle is in two stages. Now, on the etheric. And, a thousand years from now, on the
astral, once all the HEart people have dropped their physical bodies and HAVE GRADUATED TO
The whole show starts all over again, with different players.

A: You are confusing a few matters. There is just 1 struggle and it is now, here on this planet and on a personal level….meaning you
There is no enemy you can attack except yourself.
If you are busy attacking something else, you are wasting precious energy and you will fail.
If you succeed, there will be no struggle anymore

Is he telling them to kill themselves? I hope so!

I am real

Thanks for reminding me. I was starting to believe otherwise.

Q: And why do you misspell simple words such as ´malicious´? I find that very interesting.

A: English is not my native language, not even my second nor third, maybe fourth and I type fast
without checking so I can answer as many questions as possible in a limited amount of time.
On top of this I just realized I have to type even faster because the proxies I use disappear.

Oh sure, I haven’t heard that excuse before…

Q: are you a Rothschild? Here is my question, although petty in light of the many questions posed to you on this thread, why aren´t the any of the Rothschilds listed in Forbes top 500 richest people.

A: If you read closely you would have not asked this question.
The ones who are known in public are not in control, the Rothschilds are at the same level as
your Knights Templar ancestors were….you shouldn´t be proud that you are from that lineage by
the way….

Second, you accepting Forbes as a reliable source for these kind of lists shows you are easily manipulated and do not grasp what is happening

Finally, something we can agree on.

The rule is:
If promoted/praised/applauded/critically acclaimed/free, be very wary.
Be it food, medicines, latest technological product, “artist”, politician, musician, book, show,
beverage, etc.
Some of these allegedly “stand the test of time”, that is orchestrated for a reason.
Problem is if too wary, you could miss a few gems that are deliberately passed on in between the
manipulation tools by some.

I now read My Year of Flops very differently.

Q: If the “Christ” came in another era, why did he fail his mission?

A: Be careful with what you say, you are harming yourself.
The real Christ did It´s duty fully and succesfully, now it is your turn.
If you fail do not blame The Divine.
Divinity is blameless in Earthly matters.
When you get sunburned, do you blame the Sun which maintains life on Earth and beyond or do you blame yourself for laying hours doing nothing on the beach without protection

Yeah! Dumbass.

Why leave after just a few days when the goal of a hoaxer would be attention or misinfo, stretching it
for weeks, months and longer like others do?

This dude doesn’t know trolls like I do, it seems.

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Posted by Matt on May 20, 2010

Directed by Quentin Dupieux (Steak, Nonfilm), RUBBER is the story of Robert, an inanimate tire that has been abandoned in the desert, and suddenly and inexplicably comes to life. As Robert roams the bleak landscape, he discovers that he possesses telepathic powers that give him the ability to destroy anything he wishes without having to move. At first content to wreak havoc on small desert creatures and various lost items, his attention soon turns to humans, resulting in the most gory vehicular-related mayhem inflicted on screen by an “inanimate” object since Christine.

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Posted by Matt on February 23, 2010


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Posted by Matt on February 7, 2010

Having watched the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet, I can now conclusively say that satire is dead.

Stone. Fucking. Cold.

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Posted by Matt on December 31, 2009

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Posted by Matt on December 1, 2009

PLAYBOY: So Saldana’s character was specifically designed to appeal to guys’ ids?
CAMERON: And they won’t be able to control themselves. They will have actual lust for a character that consists of pixels of ones and zeros.


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