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Posted by Matt on January 4, 2010

Bono says something about music downloading

Keywords: Bono, Pirates, Bizarro Robin Hood, Millionaires Complaining, Authoritarianism is Okay when it works for me, Bad Examples

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Gloves Are Off

Posted by Matt on October 2, 2009

So, they’re shutting down the local TV station. My dad and 38 other people worked there. 50 years of local news down the drain and dozens of lost jobs, all because the buyer got cold feet at the last minute over there (literally) $1 purchase. But, you know, I really don’t blame Bluepoint for this, or at least not as much. I blame CTV for dropping the station in the first place.

This is exactly the kind of thing I’ve been reading about for months and months now. The Canadian TV situation is an absolute disaster. You got the whole thing being run by these gigantic media conglomerates who have spent years crushing independent media, try their damndest to make as much money for as little work as possible, and now that we’re in a bad financial situation, they’re dropping local television like hot shit.

So yeah, fuck CTV. Fuck all the other big companies like it. And fuck the CRTC for letting these crooks get away with shit like this for so long.

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Posted by Matt on September 7, 2009

Man, I keep coming back to the fact that fandoms are leeches.

It really astonishes me how much of a sense of ownership/entitlement a lot of people have in regards to their favorite properties. We all have favorite parts of things, but these types go a lot farther – they are OBSESSED with whatever their favorite element/character/story/etc. is, and if the creators do not kowtow to their particular tastes, well, that means they are EVIL and WRONG. The obvious example of this is fan fiction/shipping, but it extends to things that are even more trivial than that (read that sentence several times to really understand how low I’m going here). There were people who refused to buy the recent Turtles in Time remake because of the music. It is their money and they can whatever they want with it, but christ what a dumb thing to get in a tiff about.

This brings me to the horrible Catch-22 situation of fanservice games. Now, the idea of a game that includes stuff to make nerds joyous is all perfectly fine and dandy, but it opens itself up for a whole heap of bullshit. Once these tard sharks get a taste of sweet recognition, they will demand more. And when they want more, they want more as in more of what THEY want; fuck everyone else, they might as well not exist. So now you have a situation where you try to please as many people as possible, but in the end it is impossible, because there are so many wide, divergent tastes among the crowds of fans. Unless you are a god or you have ten years of development, you then have to live with the fact that some picky buyers are going to refuse your product because they didn’t get EXACTLY what they wanted, even if it is something inconsequential (oh god has Smash Bros. fandom taught me this over and over and over). Of course they can live with that, because in general there will be more happy campers than grumpy Gusses, plus who the hell cares what some nerd on the Internet is mad about. But they will be mad, and the victim will not be the bank account of the game maker (no matter how much the fan wishes it was just to prove their point), but you and me, the rational nerds who may want to talk online about something and thus must endure the whining or leave interaction with others behind.

Basically, the issue is that once you give your fans the idea that they mean something, they will take that idea to the very extreme, and set themselves up for disappointment when reality rears its ugly but sublimely right head. They feel abandoned, they feel like they were lied to, and they want everyone else to know how much the creator has betrayed them, using the greatest/worst tactics of political punditry, namely making up statistics and extrapolating anecdotal evidence in order to show that they are ‘right’ about that betrayal. The latter is especially dubious, considering that the Internet is just one giant echo chamber for even the most half-baked lunatic idiocies the human mind can concoct.

Even stuff that aren’t such a big source of fanservice can gain a following that thinks they are the primary director of the property. This is likely based on the money/time factor; they give the creator money, they devote time to their creation, so obviously they are the only thing between the creator and utter failure. There’s a more emotional possibility in there, too; the fan wants to be associated with something successful, so they choose that property (this explains something like console fanboys more than anything), or they become uncomfortably attached to the characters or theme and they essentially become a part of their lives. But these cause them to forget why they became fans in the first place: because of the creator’s ideas. It is lunacy to like something for what it is and then try to force it to conform to your own ideas. But that’s the world for you.

And it’s not that I’m against people second-guessing a creator’s decisions…far from it. But the problem is that there is no rationality behind this, purely their biases taking over. They don’t criticize someone because made something truly inferior, but because it does not include something they wanted, and solely for that reason. The game looks fine, but if they don’t include my personal favorite characters then IT SUCKS.

And yet here I am, back for more punishment. I went through Super Smash Bros. Brawl, numerous VS System and Heroclix sets, and Tatsunoko vs. Capcom, and I was able to survive despite the onslaught and morons. Now I am once again in the fray with TMNT: Smash Up, and once again every time I go to a message board looking for news or at least some decent conversation I am transformed into human rage after being exposed to too many fan comments. But dammit, I love this stuff, and I am stronger than any fanboy. I will defeat their petulant whining! I will sail past their enormous senses of entitlement! I will overpower their 1000-word text tantrums*! I am the greetest!

*No, I don’t see any irony here. Nope, not at all.

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Posted by Matt on August 6, 2009

While browsing Planet Simpson again, I found the exchange on the show that best displays what I think of other nerds:

Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy & Scratchy” was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Bart: Hey, I know it wasn’t great, but what right do you have to complain?
Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: What? They’re giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
Comic Book Guy: [pauses] Worst episode ever.

(From “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show”)

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