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We Will Fight the Threat with Fighting

Pop Falter

Posted by Matt on September 2, 2009

Things that shouldn’t have Saturday morning cartoons but have them anyway:

Police Academy
Happy Days
-Siegfried & Roy
-NASCAR
-Gary Coleman and all manner of minor celebrities (That means YOU MC Hammer and Louie Anderson)
-Ewoks
-ALF
-Rubik’s Cubes
Robocop
Rambo

The last two (and the first one) are especially baffling. Who thought turning R-rated movies into children’s shows was a good idea? And why did they stop at those ones? Why didn’t Die Hard get one? Okay, the title alone makes it more difficult. Just call it John McClane’s Elevator Action Force or something.

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